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Your content is mid. Fix it.

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Savage roast

Three one-liners + a letter grade your camera roll can screenshot.

This week's receipts

Benchmarked against viral content scraped from your niche this week.

Fix & rescore

Specific fixes. Re-upload. Watch the grade climb before you post.

Hook score

4 / 10

First 1.2s · weak

Suggested fixes

+47

Across 7 categories

Niche

AI builders

vs. 412 viral posts this week

9:41

Roast complete · 14s

D+

verdict · still mid

Hook

4/10

Value

5/10

Pace

6/10

CTA

3/10

Roast "Your hook is 'so guys today I'm gonna talk about' — that's a 1.2s opportunity to land a viewer and you used it to clear your throat."

Re-roast with fixes

Your content is mid. Fix it.

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